Phone Conversation

 Ring ring*

Me- Hello

?- Hi

Me- Sorry, Who is this?

?- Hello, This is your local ummmm

Me- My local ummm, oh okay then

?-Wait give me a second to come up with something
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?- Hello, This is your local nuclear power plant. Can i interest you in something.

Me- Can i get some Atomic Bombs?

?- No sorry. Iran has taken all of ours

Me- How about Valentines flowers?

?- Our flowers have umm..

END

UPDATE- This is what must of happened

UPDATE-  My friend drew this for me