1. Bees/mosquitoes that get stuck behind blinds-
I'm in your room and you hear a faint buzzing. First I ignore it, hoping I'm just hearing things again. But it persists so i look and then see it. Behind the blinds a bee/mosquito. I feel bad for it but there is no way i am going to open the blinds so it can come attack me. The buzzing persists and i have no choice but to leave the room or submit to guilt and let it attack me. Unless its a horsefly those things are freaking HUGE.
2.My Parrot- When i get home from school she immediately starts screeching and i eventually let her out of her cage and hang out with her for a while, meaning until her bites start to increase and get more painful. Then i go hangout in my room until i need to get a drink. To do this i have to go really fast into the kitchen grab a drink and run to the hallway really fast. If im not quick enough Kiwi will fly from her cage and attempt to land on my head or shoulder (parrots that aren't that well trained feel dominant and start to bite your ears neck lips or attempt to "kiss" you meaning she sticks almost her whole head in your mouth) On these occasions i regret not getting her wings clipped but then remember that we have two dogs (one which used to bring dead birds under the table during breakfast) and that its best for her this way.
3.My Conscience- Im going to illustrate this one(whats sad is that this took me 20 minutes to make. yes just the first one)
4.Smile lines- this actually more of something that i used to hate because i thought they were ugly because TV teaches 6 year olds to be emo. I was watching a show when i was younger.( i think it was about a girl and her pet dragon) and a queen was getting her portrait done and every time it was about to go on display someone would deface it so it woudnt and in the end it turned out to be the queen because she thought smile lines were ugly and she as worried other people would think so too. The protagonist of course said that it was normal and not to worry because everyone had them, but this didn't help. In fact it made things worse because i felt that they were trying to trick me and that everyone knew smile lines were ugly. So that the next time i smiled everyone would think "eww her smile lines are ugly" but be too polite to say something. From then on my smile became much smaller. So the TV caused me to smile less and therefore become sad and lonely :( which leads to
5. School Photographers- They all want something different from you. "Close your mouth" "open your mouth" "Smile" "Look happy" (no smile lines = not very happy look) "Rest your hand on that fake rock" "tilt your head to the side" "more" "more" "more" "stop" "oh wait tilt it back again" "wait...". Most of these photos come out horribly anyways so why even bother with all the commands they give. Wouldn't it look better if it were real? Maybe photographers should dress up like Katy Perry or Ke$ha, unless they were girls then they should just dress up as giraffes and walruses. So people would laugh at them and actually look happy instead of miserable and scared of what the photos going to turn out like. Wouldn't you? As long as their not dressed up as clowns. Then people might look scared or the photographers might be mobbed, but that would also solve the problem because they'd be gone.
Thanks for reading. I'll add things i like later. Please comment
P.S- i realize now that i wrote "im in you room" but i decided that its better that way. Just making sure people don't call the cops on me.Sorry for all the typos.
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