Ring Ring
?-Hey, can i have sex with your dog?
Me-Caroline?
?-So I Can have sex with your dog?
Me- I'm pretty sure this is Caroline
?-CAN I HAVE SEX WITH YOUR DOG?
Me-k, bai
click
Me-ohhh...so it was evan
Monday, January 31, 2011
Phone Conversation 2
Ring Ring
?-Hey, can i have sex with your dog?
Me-Caroline?
?-So I Can have sex with your dog?
Me- I'm pretty sure this is Caroline
?-CAN I HAVE SEX WITH YOUR DOG?
Me-k, bai
click
Me-ohhh...so it was evan
?-Hey, can i have sex with your dog?
Me-Caroline?
?-So I Can have sex with your dog?
Me- I'm pretty sure this is Caroline
?-CAN I HAVE SEX WITH YOUR DOG?
Me-k, bai
click
Me-ohhh...so it was evan
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
Phone Conversation
Ring ring*
Me- Hello
?- Hi
Me- Sorry, Who is this?
?- Hello, This is your local ummmm
Me- My local ummm, oh okay then
?-Wait give me a second to come up with something
..................
?- Hello, This is your local nuclear power plant. Can i interest you in something.
Me- Can i get some Atomic Bombs?
?- No sorry. Iran has taken all of ours
Me- How about Valentines flowers?
?- Our flowers have umm..
END
UPDATE- This is what must of happened
UPDATE- My friend drew this for me
Me- Hello
?- Hi
Me- Sorry, Who is this?
?- Hello, This is your local ummmm
Me- My local ummm, oh okay then
?-Wait give me a second to come up with something
..................
?- Hello, This is your local nuclear power plant. Can i interest you in something.
Me- Can i get some Atomic Bombs?
?- No sorry. Iran has taken all of ours
Me- How about Valentines flowers?
?- Our flowers have umm..
END
UPDATE- This is what must of happened
UPDATE- My friend drew this for me
Monday, January 17, 2011
SNOW!
Its not snowing right now, but its supposed to tonight.I always get super-excited when it starts to snow because grew up in Guatemala and San Salvador (one year in the U.S) and it never snowed there. I try once a year when it snows to go out barefoot and see how long i can walk. Snow is awesome for many reasons.
-You know when you see fresh snow that lays untouched and then you get the urge to go and run around on it, so you can be the first one to change it. That feeling is caused by snow, albeit the feeling of sadness after you've trampled all the snow is also caused by snow.
-Provided that there is enough snow, you can make an igloo! Igloos are surprisingly warm (compared to the temperature outside) and they make a good hidey-hole.And it's a really cool thing to be able to say you did.
(that was a me sticking my head out of its window)
-Sometimes you get school or work off. Or a 2-hours delay. If you are not in school anymore please try to remember the sudden glee you felt in the morning when you found out that there would be no school or that you could sleep in for another hour.
-Snowball fights. What could be more pleasurable than throwing globs of semi-frozen water at people? Almost nothing. Did you know the Boston massacre was started with a snowball fight(ok, so there may have been a rock in the snowball but still). That's how intense this is.
Skiing & Snowboarding- No, i dont snowboard, but i would like to.It seems like you can do more tricks while snowboarding. Once i saw a snowboarder wipe out up a tree. At the time i found it highly amusing (The snowboarder was ok). I barely ever wipe out because i'm usually so scared that i go reaally slowly down a hill. The few times i do wipe out are when I'm feeling confident and ready to have fun.
Anyways it hasn't started snowing yet and im kind of glad because I'm a nerd and i have exams i want to be done with tomorrow. What do you guys like about snow?
UPDATE- We did end up getting snow and school was canceled.
-You know when you see fresh snow that lays untouched and then you get the urge to go and run around on it, so you can be the first one to change it. That feeling is caused by snow, albeit the feeling of sadness after you've trampled all the snow is also caused by snow.
-Provided that there is enough snow, you can make an igloo! Igloos are surprisingly warm (compared to the temperature outside) and they make a good hidey-hole.And it's a really cool thing to be able to say you did.
(that was a me sticking my head out of its window)
-Sometimes you get school or work off. Or a 2-hours delay. If you are not in school anymore please try to remember the sudden glee you felt in the morning when you found out that there would be no school or that you could sleep in for another hour.
-Snowball fights. What could be more pleasurable than throwing globs of semi-frozen water at people? Almost nothing. Did you know the Boston massacre was started with a snowball fight(ok, so there may have been a rock in the snowball but still). That's how intense this is.
Skiing & Snowboarding- No, i dont snowboard, but i would like to.It seems like you can do more tricks while snowboarding. Once i saw a snowboarder wipe out up a tree. At the time i found it highly amusing (The snowboarder was ok). I barely ever wipe out because i'm usually so scared that i go reaally slowly down a hill. The few times i do wipe out are when I'm feeling confident and ready to have fun.
Anyways it hasn't started snowing yet and im kind of glad because I'm a nerd and i have exams i want to be done with tomorrow. What do you guys like about snow?
UPDATE- We did end up getting snow and school was canceled.
Sunday, January 16, 2011
Things I Like
1. Being a Guys Coxswain- I'm a novice in a crew (rowing) team. As a coxswain my job is basically to yell at them and steer the boat. It sounds easy right? Wrong. Firstly you have to learn how to steer the boat. You also have to learn how to yell in a motivational way. Also you act as their coach in a race.(In my first and so far only race i was late to the starting line BUT we were only second to last , it wasn't a novice race btw)
Right now its winter season so we are not on water and i learned how to yell in a motivational fashion (kinda I'm still working on the Rawr part). It involves being really loud and lowering your voice (making yourself like a scary bear instead of a small person that they are going to beat up after they are done). Then there's being a boys coxswain. Its fun but also aggravating. Especially when you have certain "types" of people, who yell every time they get splashed. Anyways its alot of fun, mainly because i don't have to do as much exercise but i can do enough to stay in shape.Here is an illustration. (btw there would really be 2 oars on each side)
2.Tampico or Mango juice- IT TASTES SO GOOD. Seriously though if you dont like Tampico then you might like mango juice.Win Win.
3.High School- At least its better than middle school.
*There is way more freedom and you're not cooped up with people you don't like. In fact, if you're lucky, you rarely see them.
*There is open lunch and you can go almost anywhere with almost anyone!
*Upper Class-men/ don't think its funny to randomly scream in your face to see you're reaction. In fact they are often friendly and willing to make your acquaintance.
*You can take really cool classes, like yoga or maybe psychology
*You can see really cool music concerts (acapella or bands)
4.Volunteering at a Farm Animal Sanctuary-
I volunteer at Stargazing farm every Saturday. Its a lot of fun because you learn about animals and how to groom them and pick up their crap and whatnot, but its also dangerous and sometimes hilarious.
Dangerous example- Often during the winter the Steer(Rocky and Bullwinkle) can be found loose. The Steer are afraid of the horses.(they think they are big kitties) If the horses go near them or if the Steer get happy (yay hay i'm going to hump it)the start rampaging around. Usually this means i have to run and hop a fence because i figure it will take thme an extra 30 seconds to smash the fence down by which time i'll be close enough to the next fence and then a tree.Luckily i recently discovered that hopping ontop of the run in shed also works and takes a lot less running.
Hilarious examples-
*When Jean Claude (the llama who was taken from his mother a bit too early and now is attached to to Louie the horse) tries to a.Mount Louie b.Get milk from him. Louie is fairly diplomatic about it
*Ramon - The creeper rooster thats moody and creeps up on you with ninja stealth. If he pecks it hurts, ALOT.
*Newman (our mascot and goat)- He breaks into cars with his horns, climbs up people to get to leaves on trees, Eats shirts while people are wearing them, most likely ate the farmers blackberry. Creates alot of mayhem
5.People- They can also be disliked at times, but i was drawing a blank as to what to say. People come in all shapes and sizes. as well as personalities. There's the somewhat dumb ones who make you laugh, the intelligent ones that make you laugh, the whimsical ones that makes you laugh and as long as the end result is laughter or happiness its all good.
However if there were no people there would be no me.....
And that would be
Right now its winter season so we are not on water and i learned how to yell in a motivational fashion (kinda I'm still working on the Rawr part). It involves being really loud and lowering your voice (making yourself like a scary bear instead of a small person that they are going to beat up after they are done). Then there's being a boys coxswain. Its fun but also aggravating. Especially when you have certain "types" of people, who yell every time they get splashed. Anyways its alot of fun, mainly because i don't have to do as much exercise but i can do enough to stay in shape.Here is an illustration. (btw there would really be 2 oars on each side)
2.Tampico or Mango juice- IT TASTES SO GOOD. Seriously though if you dont like Tampico then you might like mango juice.Win Win.
3.High School- At least its better than middle school.
*There is way more freedom and you're not cooped up with people you don't like. In fact, if you're lucky, you rarely see them.
*There is open lunch and you can go almost anywhere with almost anyone!
*Upper Class-men/ don't think its funny to randomly scream in your face to see you're reaction. In fact they are often friendly and willing to make your acquaintance.
*You can take really cool classes, like yoga or maybe psychology
*You can see really cool music concerts (acapella or bands)
4.Volunteering at a Farm Animal Sanctuary-
I volunteer at Stargazing farm every Saturday. Its a lot of fun because you learn about animals and how to groom them and pick up their crap and whatnot, but its also dangerous and sometimes hilarious.
Dangerous example- Often during the winter the Steer(Rocky and Bullwinkle) can be found loose. The Steer are afraid of the horses.(they think they are big kitties) If the horses go near them or if the Steer get happy (yay hay i'm going to hump it)the start rampaging around. Usually this means i have to run and hop a fence because i figure it will take thme an extra 30 seconds to smash the fence down by which time i'll be close enough to the next fence and then a tree.Luckily i recently discovered that hopping ontop of the run in shed also works and takes a lot less running.
Hilarious examples-
*When Jean Claude (the llama who was taken from his mother a bit too early and now is attached to to Louie the horse) tries to a.Mount Louie b.Get milk from him. Louie is fairly diplomatic about it
*Ramon - The creeper rooster thats moody and creeps up on you with ninja stealth. If he pecks it hurts, ALOT.
*Newman (our mascot and goat)- He breaks into cars with his horns, climbs up people to get to leaves on trees, Eats shirts while people are wearing them, most likely ate the farmers blackberry. Creates alot of mayhem
5.People- They can also be disliked at times, but i was drawing a blank as to what to say. People come in all shapes and sizes. as well as personalities. There's the somewhat dumb ones who make you laugh, the intelligent ones that make you laugh, the whimsical ones that makes you laugh and as long as the end result is laughter or happiness its all good.
However if there were no people there would be no me.....
And that would be
Things I Strongly Dislike
Originally i was going to just say things i hate, but then i realized how whiney and non-magnanimous that would sound so i made it strongly dislike ("never let someone pull you down so much as to hate them"). So here you go.
1. Bees/mosquitoes that get stuck behind blinds-
I'm in your room and you hear a faint buzzing. First I ignore it, hoping I'm just hearing things again. But it persists so i look and then see it. Behind the blinds a bee/mosquito. I feel bad for it but there is no way i am going to open the blinds so it can come attack me. The buzzing persists and i have no choice but to leave the room or submit to guilt and let it attack me. Unless its a horsefly those things are freaking HUGE.
2.My Parrot- When i get home from school she immediately starts screeching and i eventually let her out of her cage and hang out with her for a while, meaning until her bites start to increase and get more painful. Then i go hangout in my room until i need to get a drink. To do this i have to go really fast into the kitchen grab a drink and run to the hallway really fast. If im not quick enough Kiwi will fly from her cage and attempt to land on my head or shoulder (parrots that aren't that well trained feel dominant and start to bite your ears neck lips or attempt to "kiss" you meaning she sticks almost her whole head in your mouth) On these occasions i regret not getting her wings clipped but then remember that we have two dogs (one which used to bring dead birds under the table during breakfast) and that its best for her this way.
3.My Conscience- Im going to illustrate this one(whats sad is that this took me 20 minutes to make. yes just the first one)
4.Smile lines- this actually more of something that i used to hate because i thought they were ugly because TV teaches 6 year olds to be emo. I was watching a show when i was younger.( i think it was about a girl and her pet dragon) and a queen was getting her portrait done and every time it was about to go on display someone would deface it so it woudnt and in the end it turned out to be the queen because she thought smile lines were ugly and she as worried other people would think so too. The protagonist of course said that it was normal and not to worry because everyone had them, but this didn't help. In fact it made things worse because i felt that they were trying to trick me and that everyone knew smile lines were ugly. So that the next time i smiled everyone would think "eww her smile lines are ugly" but be too polite to say something. From then on my smile became much smaller. So the TV caused me to smile less and therefore become sad and lonely :( which leads to
5. School Photographers- They all want something different from you. "Close your mouth" "open your mouth" "Smile" "Look happy" (no smile lines = not very happy look) "Rest your hand on that fake rock" "tilt your head to the side" "more" "more" "more" "stop" "oh wait tilt it back again" "wait...". Most of these photos come out horribly anyways so why even bother with all the commands they give. Wouldn't it look better if it were real? Maybe photographers should dress up like Katy Perry or Ke$ha, unless they were girls then they should just dress up as giraffes and walruses. So people would laugh at them and actually look happy instead of miserable and scared of what the photos going to turn out like. Wouldn't you? As long as their not dressed up as clowns. Then people might look scared or the photographers might be mobbed, but that would also solve the problem because they'd be gone.
Thanks for reading. I'll add things i like later. Please comment
P.S- i realize now that i wrote "im in you room" but i decided that its better that way. Just making sure people don't call the cops on me.Sorry for all the typos.
1. Bees/mosquitoes that get stuck behind blinds-
I'm in your room and you hear a faint buzzing. First I ignore it, hoping I'm just hearing things again. But it persists so i look and then see it. Behind the blinds a bee/mosquito. I feel bad for it but there is no way i am going to open the blinds so it can come attack me. The buzzing persists and i have no choice but to leave the room or submit to guilt and let it attack me. Unless its a horsefly those things are freaking HUGE.
2.My Parrot- When i get home from school she immediately starts screeching and i eventually let her out of her cage and hang out with her for a while, meaning until her bites start to increase and get more painful. Then i go hangout in my room until i need to get a drink. To do this i have to go really fast into the kitchen grab a drink and run to the hallway really fast. If im not quick enough Kiwi will fly from her cage and attempt to land on my head or shoulder (parrots that aren't that well trained feel dominant and start to bite your ears neck lips or attempt to "kiss" you meaning she sticks almost her whole head in your mouth) On these occasions i regret not getting her wings clipped but then remember that we have two dogs (one which used to bring dead birds under the table during breakfast) and that its best for her this way.
3.My Conscience- Im going to illustrate this one(whats sad is that this took me 20 minutes to make. yes just the first one)
4.Smile lines- this actually more of something that i used to hate because i thought they were ugly because TV teaches 6 year olds to be emo. I was watching a show when i was younger.( i think it was about a girl and her pet dragon) and a queen was getting her portrait done and every time it was about to go on display someone would deface it so it woudnt and in the end it turned out to be the queen because she thought smile lines were ugly and she as worried other people would think so too. The protagonist of course said that it was normal and not to worry because everyone had them, but this didn't help. In fact it made things worse because i felt that they were trying to trick me and that everyone knew smile lines were ugly. So that the next time i smiled everyone would think "eww her smile lines are ugly" but be too polite to say something. From then on my smile became much smaller. So the TV caused me to smile less and therefore become sad and lonely :( which leads to
5. School Photographers- They all want something different from you. "Close your mouth" "open your mouth" "Smile" "Look happy" (no smile lines = not very happy look) "Rest your hand on that fake rock" "tilt your head to the side" "more" "more" "more" "stop" "oh wait tilt it back again" "wait...". Most of these photos come out horribly anyways so why even bother with all the commands they give. Wouldn't it look better if it were real? Maybe photographers should dress up like Katy Perry or Ke$ha, unless they were girls then they should just dress up as giraffes and walruses. So people would laugh at them and actually look happy instead of miserable and scared of what the photos going to turn out like. Wouldn't you? As long as their not dressed up as clowns. Then people might look scared or the photographers might be mobbed, but that would also solve the problem because they'd be gone.
Thanks for reading. I'll add things i like later. Please comment
P.S- i realize now that i wrote "im in you room" but i decided that its better that way. Just making sure people don't call the cops on me.Sorry for all the typos.
Saturday, January 15, 2011
Hey. Im new
I should probably start with who i am. My name is Katie and i live in Maryland. I considered hiding my age but decided that if my blog actually went anywhere you would find out anyways so i'm 14 and a freshman in High School. Hopefully unlike my last blog (which i only discovered today) which i apparently made when i was way younger, I will be able to remember this blog and then, hopefully, get people who follow it.
The name Inexplicable Shopping Cart, is a phrase a friend of mine and myself use to indicate something random or something that doesn't really make sense. This originates from a drive to the farm,which is in a rural area with alot of farms and not alot of big chain stores from what i've seen, (We volunteer at a farm animal sanctuary ever Saturday) we saw a shopping cart by the side of the rode for no apparent reason. Then after some banter we came up with said phrase. I'm considering taking pictures of random shopping carts to prove something obscure and meaningful now. yes? no? Please comment.
P.S -sorry for not very interesting post still figuring things out :)
The name Inexplicable Shopping Cart, is a phrase a friend of mine and myself use to indicate something random or something that doesn't really make sense. This originates from a drive to the farm,which is in a rural area with alot of farms and not alot of big chain stores from what i've seen, (We volunteer at a farm animal sanctuary ever Saturday) we saw a shopping cart by the side of the rode for no apparent reason. Then after some banter we came up with said phrase. I'm considering taking pictures of random shopping carts to prove something obscure and meaningful now. yes? no? Please comment.
P.S -sorry for not very interesting post still figuring things out :)
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